My Eccentric Elephant

My Eccentric Elephant desired a pencil sharpener that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Elephant wanted a lava lamp that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Elephant found a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Eccentric Elephant had a can of Dr Pepper that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Eccentric Elephant owned a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Eccentric Elephant always had with them a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.