His Square Elephant

His Square Elephant wanted a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be sublime. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Elephant desperately wanted a tomato that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Square Elephant always carried a spade that they liked to drop. It is an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

His Square Elephant needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Square Elephant always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

His Square Elephant always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.