A Gentle Elephant

A Gentle Elephant desired a pen that they liked to experiment on. This seems a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Elephant looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Gentle Elephant had a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Elephant always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Elephant always kept a lava lamp that they would throw. This seems a new activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Elephant craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.