merelyhurdle (56)in #santa • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Ugly SantaUgly Santa searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #monkey • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Troubled MonkeyTroubled Monkey desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to my…merelyhurdle (56)in #pet • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly PetUgly Pet craved for a tomato that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #elf • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Anxious ElfAnxious Elf wanted a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly unusual…merelyhurdle (56)in #paki • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adorable PakiAdorable Paki desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a curious…merelyhurdle (56)in #artist • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Colourful ArtistColourful Artist desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this…merelyhurdle (56)in #king • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Stupid KingStupid King needed a sword that they would play with. It might be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the King…merelyhurdle (56)in #troll • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Eccentric TrollEccentric Troll owned a pint of cider that they would play with. It would have been an original approach to life, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #reindeer • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring ReindeerBoring Reindeer always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat…merelyhurdle (56)in #chimp • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical ChimpMagical Chimp craved for a computer to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and…merelyhurdle (56)in #worm • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded WormRetarded Worm desperately needed a stapler to worship. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody…merelyhurdle (56)in #prince • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful PrinceColourful Prince desperately looked for a cup that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising…merelyhurdle (56)in #dildo • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Little DildoLittle Dildo carried a can of coke that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing…merelyhurdle (56)in #baboon • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exciting BaboonExciting Baboon carried a piece of paper that they would worship. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to you…merelyhurdle (56)in #unicorn • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lonely UnicornLonely Unicorn found a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly…merelyhurdle (56)in #troll • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented TrollTalented Troll owned a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise…merelyhurdle (56)in #pigeon • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed PigeonDepressed Pigeon found a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly new idea…merelyhurdle (56)in #robin • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Crypting RobinCrypting Robin had a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different…merelyhurdle (56)in #worm • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Different WormDifferent Worm looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a surprising proposal, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #woodpecker • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful WoodpeckerColourful Woodpecker desperately craved for a bag of poop to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird…
