merelyhurdle (56)in #king • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Stupid KingStupid King needed a sword that they would play with. It might be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the King…merelyhurdle (56)in #troll • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Eccentric TrollEccentric Troll owned a pint of cider that they would play with. It would have been an original approach to life, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #reindeer • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Boring ReindeerBoring Reindeer always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat…merelyhurdle (56)in #chimp • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical ChimpMagical Chimp craved for a computer to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and…merelyhurdle (56)in #worm • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.A Retarded WormRetarded Worm desperately needed a stapler to worship. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody…merelyhurdle (56)in #prince • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful PrinceColourful Prince desperately looked for a cup that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising…merelyhurdle (56)in #dildo • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Little DildoLittle Dildo carried a can of coke that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing…merelyhurdle (56)in #baboon • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exciting BaboonExciting Baboon carried a piece of paper that they would worship. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to you…merelyhurdle (56)in #unicorn • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Lonely UnicornLonely Unicorn found a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly…merelyhurdle (56)in #troll • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Talented TrollTalented Troll owned a pencil sharpener to put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise…merelyhurdle (56)in #pigeon • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Depressed PigeonDepressed Pigeon found a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly new idea…merelyhurdle (56)in #robin • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Crypting RobinCrypting Robin had a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a different…merelyhurdle (56)in #worm • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Different WormDifferent Worm looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a surprising proposal, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #woodpecker • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful WoodpeckerColourful Woodpecker desperately craved for a bag of poop to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird…merelyhurdle (56)in #gremlin • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Chinese GremlinChinese Gremlin craved for a teapot that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a new activity, to…merelyhurdle (56)in #fisherman • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Bewildered FishermanBewildered Fisherman craved for a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting…merelyhurdle (56)in #queen • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Crypting QueenCrypting Queen desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally throw. It should have been an…merelyhurdle (56)in #nerd • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch. Stupid NerdStupid Nerd desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly…merelyhurdle (56)in #queen • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Green QueenGreen Queen carried a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a funny…merelyhurdle (56)in #bear • 4 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Beautiful BearBeautiful Bear had a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an original…
