His Funny Elephant

His Funny Elephant desperately looked for a hat that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Elephant craved for a vibrator to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

His Funny Elephant often carried a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Funny Elephant desperately searched for a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A computer is the item to select.

His Funny Elephant owned a condom that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Funny Elephant desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It would be an original idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.