His Red Elephant

His Red Elephant desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

His Red Elephant found a custard pie that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

His Red Elephant carried a little monkey that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Red Elephant had a bottle of beer to share. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Elephant desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a mug of all things.

His Red Elephant always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine of all things.