The Colourful Elephant

The Colourful Elephant owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Elephant had a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Elephant desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Elephant found a sack of potatoes that they would break. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Colourful Elephant craved for a pen that they would sometimes smash. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Elephant looked for a ball that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.