A Boring Elephant

A Boring Elephant often carried a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to most, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Elephant craved for a can of Tango that they would play with. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Elephant had a bag of poop to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

A Boring Elephant always kept a CD player that they would play with. This could be considered a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it

A Boring Elephant owned a big sponge that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. A big sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Elephant owned a crown that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing opted for.