My Angry Elephant

My Angry Elephant wanted a vibrator to put on his head. It is an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.

My Angry Elephant always had with them a sponge that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen item.

My Angry Elephant carried a ball to annihilate This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing selected.

My Angry Elephant often carried a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A melon being the chosen item.

My Angry Elephant often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

My Angry Elephant had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.