My Jolly Elephant

My Jolly Elephant desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

My Jolly Elephant always kept a pint of cider that they would eat. It should be a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it would be epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

My Jolly Elephant wanted a condom that they sometimes hug. It should have been an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Elephant, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

My Jolly Elephant desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an unusual action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Elephant desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Jolly Elephant desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.