My Crazy Elephant

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My Crazy Elephant desperately wanted a mug that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a mug is the thing to opt for.

My Crazy Elephant searched for a painting of a melon to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be magnificent. A painting of a melon having that done to it

My Crazy Elephant desperately craved for a custard pie that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Crazy Elephant needed a sponge that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy Elephant desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It is an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Elephant, who felt that this idea is awesome. A can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Crazy Elephant needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.