Weary Elf

Weary Elf desperately desired a stapler that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Weary Elf owned a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

Weary Elf desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Weary Elf found a sword that they would rub on his belly. It would be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Weary Elf found a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Weary Elf always kept a pen that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.