The Exciting Elf

The Exciting Elf desperately wanted a sword that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderful. Remarkably, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Elf desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Elf desperately looked for a toilet brush to eat. It would be a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Exciting Elf desired a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Elf wanted a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Exciting Elf desperately wanted a bat that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.