Her Eccentric Elf

Her Eccentric Elf desperately needed a stapler that they would demolish. It should have been a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Elf always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Elf desired a bottle of beer that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Eccentric Elf often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Elf needed a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It would be an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Her Eccentric Elf looked for a spade that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.