Hungry Elf

Hungry Elf craved for a condom that they would often worship. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a condom of all things.

Hungry Elf often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Hungry Elf found a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a set square was the item that was selected.

Hungry Elf desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Hungry Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper to cuddle. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Hungry Elf desperately needed a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.