Funny Elf

Funny Elf looked for a mug that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Funny Elf often carried a tomato that they would often hug. It should have been a new undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Funny Elf always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a new approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Funny Elf desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

Funny Elf always had with them a radiator that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Funny Elf found a bottle of coke that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it