Orange Elf

Orange Elf desired a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Orange Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

Orange Elf owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Orange Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Orange Elf had a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Orange Elf desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.