Bewildered Elf

Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to worship. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be simply life. A big sponge being the item selected.

Bewildered Elf desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A wig would be the chosen thing.

Bewildered Elf always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would drop. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Bewildered Elf found a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Bewildered Elf always carried a cup to share. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.