Careful Elf

Careful Elf desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a mug being the thing opted for.

Careful Elf desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Careful Elf wanted a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Careful Elf desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Careful Elf looked for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Careful Elf always kept a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.