A Angry Elf

A Angry Elf looked for a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bat being the chosen item.

A Angry Elf desired a pen to try to balance on their head. It would have been an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

A Angry Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer to put on his head. One might say this is a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Angry Elf desperately wanted a hat that they would experiment on. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. A hat was the item that was chosen.

A Angry Elf always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It might be a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

A Angry Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.