Her Foolish Elf

Her Foolish Elf desperately searched for a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd action, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Elf desired a big sponge that they would smash. It is a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Foolish Elf desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Her Foolish Elf often carried a little monkey to throw. It might have been a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish Elf desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes worship. It should be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Elf always carried a condom that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.