The Adventurous Elf

The Adventurous Elf owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. It should be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Elf had a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Adventurous Elf looked for a bottle of coke that they would often break. It was an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Adventurous Elf desperately desired a sword that they sometimes annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Elf wanted a dildo to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

The Adventurous Elf craved for a cup that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup is the thing that was chosen.