A Scary Elf

A Scary Elf always kept a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Elf had a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was epic. A spade was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes worship. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Scary Elf had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

A Scary Elf desperately needed a dildo that they would throw. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Scary Elf needed a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.