The Gentle Elf

The Gentle Elf carried a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Elf searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Elf always carried a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Elf always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Elf desperately searched for a set square that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

The Gentle Elf had a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen item.