Their Colourful Elf

Their Colourful Elf had a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

Their Colourful Elf had a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Their Colourful Elf found a vibrator that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Colourful Elf wanted a mug that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Their Colourful Elf desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.

Their Colourful Elf had a CD player that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.