The Fat Elf

The Fat Elf desired a magic 8 ball to smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Elf carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Elf carried a spade that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Elf desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Fat Elf desired a vibrator that they liked to annihilate It should have been an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Fat Elf desired a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.