The Orange Elf

The Orange Elf owned a melon that they would smash. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon being the thing selected.

The Orange Elf often carried a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Elf had a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Orange Elf always carried a mug to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Elf looked for a rubber chicken that they would throw. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Elf desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.