The Gentle Elf

The Gentle Elf always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Gentle Elf desired a vibrator that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Elf looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Elf often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Gentle Elf desperately needed a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Gentle Elf had a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.