A Troubled Elf

A Troubled Elf had a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Elf always carried a set square that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Elf desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally break. It should be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

A Troubled Elf always carried a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Elf desired a spade that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a spade being the item opted for.

A Troubled Elf always had with them a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awesome. A computer is the thing to choose.