My Ugly Elf

My Ugly Elf searched for a tomato that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Elf looked for a sponge that they would put up their bum. It was a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Elf often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be sublime. A can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

My Ugly Elf always kept a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Elf needed a bat that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Elf always had with them a ball that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball being the thing selected.