Worrisome Elf

Worrisome Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke to experiment on. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Worrisome Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Worrisome Elf always had with them a set square that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was out of this world. A set square was the thing that was chosen.

Worrisome Elf carried a stapler that they would embrace. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item opted for.

Worrisome Elf needed a stapler that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Worrisome Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It was an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.