Their Funny Elf

Their Funny Elf owned a ball that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an original thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny Elf desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Their Funny Elf craved for a wig that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

Their Funny Elf desperately desired a pint of beer to put on his head. It should be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer is the item to choose.

Their Funny Elf needed a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a block of cheese having that done to it

Their Funny Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.