A Exciting Elf

A Exciting Elf looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Exciting Elf had a can of Tango that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

A Exciting Elf desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exciting Elf desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Exciting Elf always had with them a crown that they liked to share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Exciting Elf craved for a spade that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.