My Fucking Elf

My Fucking Elf craved for a bat that they sometimes throw. It is a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

My Fucking Elf desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an original operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is simply life. A tomato is the item to select.

My Fucking Elf desperately looked for a CD player that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

My Fucking Elf craved for a helmet to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen item.

My Fucking Elf had a hat that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

My Fucking Elf searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.