Their Purple Elf

Their Purple Elf searched for a pencil sharpener to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Their Purple Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop to share. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Their Purple Elf always kept a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Their Purple Elf craved for a chocolate bar to play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Elf looked for a vibrator that they would embrace. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Their Purple Elf desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.