His Nervous Elf

His Nervous Elf desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

His Nervous Elf often carried a cucumber to annihilate It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

His Nervous Elf desperately looked for a radiator that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Elf craved for a mug to demolish. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Elf always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Elf owned a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.