Their Horny Elf

Their Horny Elf always kept a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Elf desperately needed a wig that they would often smash. This seems a strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

Their Horny Elf carried a stapler that they sometimes throw. It is a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Elf desperately searched for a toilet brush to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Their Horny Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Horny Elf desperately needed a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.