A Confused Elf

A Confused Elf desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

A Confused Elf craved for a sponge to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Confused Elf desperately searched for a stapler to experiment on. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Confused Elf craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a strange operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Confused Elf found a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

A Confused Elf found a bat that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A bat being the item selected.