My Confused Elf

My Confused Elf always had with them a computer that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Elf craved for a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

My Confused Elf desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Confused Elf wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a new activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Elf carried a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. It might be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A custard pie is the item to choose.

My Confused Elf desired a sword that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was selected.