My Horny Elf

My Horny Elf desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it was amazing. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

My Horny Elf desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Elf desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Elf always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Elf desperately craved for a pint of beer to eat. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Horny Elf wanted a hat that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.