Her Eccentric Elf

Her Eccentric Elf desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Elf desperately needed a hat that they would often break. It should be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often share. It is a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Her Eccentric Elf always carried a set square that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Elf had a bat that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Elf needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.