Big Elf

Big Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Big Elf always carried a pint of cider to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Big Elf carried a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Big Elf often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Big Elf looked for a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Big Elf wanted a mug that they would break. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.