Her Crypting Elf

Her Crypting Elf desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Elf owned a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Crypting Elf desperately wanted a hat that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.

Her Crypting Elf craved for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Her Crypting Elf looked for a wig that they would cuddle. It should be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Her Crypting Elf wanted a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.