A Lucky Elf

A Lucky Elf had a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator of all things.

A Lucky Elf looked for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Elf had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Lucky Elf needed a hat to break. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Elf had a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Lucky Elf always had with them a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A condom is the thing to opt for.