My Scary Elf

My Scary Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Scary Elf desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Scary Elf searched for a bag of poop that they would often drop. It might be a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Elf owned a stretchman that they would eat. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was amazing. A stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Scary Elf desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

My Scary Elf desperately wanted a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.