Their Horny Elf

Their Horny Elf carried a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Their Horny Elf found a hat to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

Their Horny Elf desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Elf always kept a spade that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.

Their Horny Elf craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Horny Elf carried a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.