Unusual Elf

Unusual Elf desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

Unusual Elf often carried a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine was the chosen item.

Unusual Elf carried a bag of flour to put on his head. It would have been an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Unusual Elf desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Unusual Elf desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

Unusual Elf desperately craved for a tomato to embrace. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it