The Retarded Elf

The Retarded Elf found a wig that they liked to worship. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Elf craved for a helmet that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a new exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Retarded Elf needed a helmet that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A helmet is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Elf often carried a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Retarded Elf desired a mug that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Elf looked for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.