Her Funny Elf

Her Funny Elf desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Elf found a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Her Funny Elf always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally share. It is a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Elf desperately searched for a tomato that they would drop. It should be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to select.

Her Funny Elf wanted a bat that they liked to annihilate This seems a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

Her Funny Elf owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.