His Yellow Elf

His Yellow Elf had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Elf had a set of lego that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set of lego was the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Elf searched for a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Yellow Elf always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Elf craved for a helmet to throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it was spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

His Yellow Elf desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A stapler being the thing opted for.